This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
BIGGEST BABE LIKE CAN I BE YOU
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
being a girl is really fucking expensive
- Look at this sexy Greek.
- He’s going to ruin everything.
- Zeus is gonna fuck someone
- Hera overreacts big time
- me: [walking past book store]
- me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
- mom: no
“I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”
friend’s parent: would you like something to drink?
me: no thank you
me inside: the thirst is real
There may come a time when I don’t reblog this post but that day is not this day.
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
- on single mothers: ugh you are the ruin of this country couldn't you just keep your legs together you dumb welfare slut
- on single fathers: oh god you brave man raising your kid(s) all on your own that must be really hard what bitch would leave a hero like you she must be a whore