(via i4mx)
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
(via i4mx)
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
being a girl is really fucking expensive
(via paper-trees)
90% of all Greek myths go like this:
- Look at this sexy Greek.
- He’s going to ruin everything.
- Zeus is gonna fuck someone
- Hera overreacts big time
everybody dies
- me: [walking past book store]
- me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
- mom: no
(via fuckthehipsters)
friend’s parent: would you like something to drink?
me: no thank you
me inside: the thirst is real
(via maryandherlittlelamb)
There may come a time when I don’t reblog this post but that day is not this day.
(via inspiredbychaos)
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
(via maryandherlittlelamb)
- on single mothers: ugh you are the ruin of this country couldn't you just keep your legs together you dumb welfare slut
- on single fathers: oh god you brave man raising your kid(s) all on your own that must be really hard what bitch would leave a hero like you she must be a whore
