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therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

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bahliss:

BIGGEST BABE LIKE CAN I BE YOU 

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madturbating:

today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”

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being a girl is really fucking expensive

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90% of all Greek myths go like this:

cl-productions:

8abbott-of-odd0:

plastic-knives-and-forks:

havisham:

  • Look at this sexy Greek. 
  • He’s going to ruin everything.
  • Zeus is gonna fuck someone
  • Hera overreacts big time

everybody dies

(via the-perks-of-being-a-cauliflower)

  • me: [walking past book store]
  • me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
  • mom: no

“I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”

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dalblue:

amoying:

friend’s parent: would you like something to drink?

me: no thank you

me inside: the thirst is real

image

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livin-la-vida-loki-d:

squilf:

#an accurate summary of their entire relationship

There may come a time when I don’t reblog this post but that day is not this day. 

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dalestuckies:

i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck

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  • on single mothers: ugh you are the ruin of this country couldn't you just keep your legs together you dumb welfare slut
  • on single fathers: oh god you brave man raising your kid(s) all on your own that must be really hard what bitch would leave a hero like you she must be a whore

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